Transcript:

• RADIO FRIENDLY UNIT SHIFTER
• DRAIN YOU

Grohl - "Grazie"
• BREED
• SERVE THE SERVANTS

Novoselic - "Grazie"
• COME AS YOU ARE

Cobain - "Grassy ass!"
• SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

Novoselic - "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care!"
Grohl - "Alright!"
• SLIVER
• DUMB
• RUN TO THE HILLS JAM

Novoselic - "Boy, things sure are crazy backstage, I drank six Coca-Colas, before I went onstage, everybody else is drinking double cappuccinos and chasing them with Pepsi!"
• IN BLOOM
• ABOUT A GIRL
• LITHIUM
• PENNYROYAL TEA
• SCHOOL
• POLLY

Grohl - "Check this out, I know!"
Novoselic - "Yeah, I think I see a guy with a cassetta phone out there! We know that all boot people who bootleg shows or sell bootleg T-Shirts, they're all a bunch of paedophiles and they support murder in the third world and have ... they torture children, that's the reason not to support bootleggers!"
• VERY APE

Grohl - "Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Hold on!"
Novoselic - "We're Nirvana and we're from Tokyo! We're from closer than… to Tokyo than you are! Save me!"
• LOUNGE ACT

Novoselic - "So all of my comments tonight are out of a book called How To Be Witty At Parties"
• RAPE ME

Novoselic - "Hey security, piano, piano, piano security, piano, piano, piano"
• TERRITORIAL PISSINGS

Grohl - "Grazia, buona sera"
Novoselic - "Meanwhile, allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste [sings Sympathy For The Devil] boy, I just thought I was Mick Jagger or something, hey, why don't you guys share some of that up here?"
• ALL APOLOGIES

Novoselic - "Il ??, Il ?? it's the heavy metal salute. Porco Madonna"
• ON A PLAIN

Novoselic - "Hey, security people, piano, piano, piano, just take it easy just piano OK? Those people, those guys, they're smaller than you are OK? They don't wanna hurt anybody, piano"
• SCENTLESS APPRENTICE
• HEART-SHAPED BOX

Novoselic - "So, in English or in America, when er ... you get in a lot of trouble and you're gonna go to court, they have a saying that they, that they Throw the book at you. So what's my sentence?"
• JAM

Grohl - "Thank you, I'm a rock star!"

Transcribed by Michael Sanderson, June 2003 & October 2003

Amended October 2003, thanks to Paolo Varesi

Amended May 2004, thanks to Jorge BR

Amended April 2005, thanks to Carl-Johan Löfström

Amended May 2006, thanks to Erik Sieckman

Amended March 2007

Please email any additions/corrections to Michael Sanderson.