Transcript:

Novoselic - "??, Pepe (?), I love my mom!"
Cobain - "My mom writes letters"
[Lots of speaking off mic]
• DRAIN YOU
• ANEURYSM
• SCHOOL

Novoselic - "Just come on in, believe I will, come on in to the waffle house"
Voice - "one more song"
Novoselic - "Ace"
[Lots of speaking off mic]
• FLOYD THE BARBER
• SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

Novoselic - "You can ring my bell, you can ring my bell, my bell dingalingaling. Smell like Belgium (Chris sings the Anita Ward song Ring my Bell)"
• CURMUDGEON
• OH, THE GUILT
• LITHIUM
• SLIVER
• ABOUT A GIRL

Novoselic - "Tonight is dedicated to Frank Zappa. I'm losing status at my high school, I know that I'm no fool!"
Cobain - "??"
• POLLY

Novoselic - "that poor child went blind and climbed the lantern and took the wagon train and crossed the prairie and they all wore conservative bonnets and skirts to hide their femininity, became kind of protestant church told them that to be feminine, feminine was to be sinful! They had to buy that crazy... you can fuck me, I don't care as long as, as long as I'm satisfied, you can do whatever you want! Long live depravity! Every second on the planet Earth, there is one more AIDS victim, every second in this… playing with AIDS is like playing with Russian roulette, except maybe you have a loaded gun? It's rock'n'roll! One thing's being in bad shape but nothing beats rock'n'roll"
• TALK TO ME

Grohl - "Thanks"
• THE END
[Cobain sings lyrics and then Novoselic starts singing lyrics]
Novoselic - "If you ever woke up in Belgium and you put a lot of syrup on his waffles and then he walked on down the hall and he said oh my God and they had some hash browns and some gritz and then he walked up and down the hall and then… he… said… listen I've got a quarter in my pocket and I see that waffle house jukebox and I'm gonna walk up to the coin slot and there's a direct line between my pupil and that coin slot and I lift that quarter out of my pocket and I said I wanna hear the waffle house theme, so I walked up to the jukebox and I said come on in… I believe I will, I believe I will ah doo wah wah"
Cobain - "I got a six pack and nothing to do!"
• BEEN A SON
• NEGATIVE CREEP
• ON A PLAIN
[The song is attempted and lasts just under a minute]
Grohl - "Whatever"
Novoselic - "You socced him! Don't expect ?? Goddamnit! People coming up here, playing all that life and they grapple with some alcohol, dependency and then maybe one night they fucking lost it! You gotta take it as it comes."
Cobain - "This is ?? and this is for ??"
Grohl - "One, Two, Three, Four"
• ON A PLAIN
[starts again, but fails]
• ON A PLAIN
[starts where it left off]
• BLEW
• WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
[Novoselic plays drums and Grohl bass]
Cobain - "That song was written by U2"
• JESUS WANTS ME FOR A SUBEAM

Courtney Love - "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, they would like to thank you and Satan loves you, Satan really loves loves ..."

Transcribed by Michael Sanderson, April 2003

Amended May 2007

Please email any additions/corrections to Michael Sanderson.